Saturday, December 22, 2012

Rise From the Ashes - The Wisdom of Crowbastard and Nuclear Assault

 I think we heard a few more but these are the albums I remember from that ribald night. Nuclear Assault are one of the quintessential 80's thrash metal band. Forging a thrash sound comprised of equal parts New York hardcore and Judas Priest, their first three albums are thrash classics. They are rightfully called The Grandfathers of Metalcore Let us romp through them.

Game Over is N.A.'s debut album and set the formula that their good albums nary deviated from. This album set the basics. It's a rumbly, murky affair; held together by grit, grime, speed, apocalyptic fury, and a keen understanding of the power of the riff. Also, plenty of slower breakdowns that are suitable for moshing. Some longer songs bog this album down, as they do not yet have the technical chops or songwriting skills to hold together a 7 minute epic beyond boredom.

Adventure in Samur Part 3.1 - Terrible Certainty
Chateau Kivilinake is perched atop the southernmost peak of the Kradiken Socrat. Atop the misty 
peak, the gray stone fortress looms like a sleeping behemoth. The high walls cover the peaks of two adjacent mountains. At one end the great tower rises up into the persistent gloom. Upon the carven ramparts, spectral warriors drift in and out of sight, their gauzy armor shifting with the winds. All is 
silent in the snowy wilderness, but in the dining hall, where Mistress Crowbastard has gathered the metal warriors of Centon, a debate is taking place. Iron Dan is on one end of the table, across from Mistress Crowbastard who watches on as he carries on a heated discussion with Duchess VonDoom. Dan speaks heatedly, "No, no, no. We are all rebels now. The only way is to storm Jenkabala. We have the warriors, we have the magic users, let's take this dick down!" Duchess VonDoom looks across the table at the rest of our party, seated around the rectangular crystal table and answers Dan with clipped words, "You underestimate Headron. Bloodmace and Demon Scourge need to enter the castle through the gate here at Narn and face them in the outer dimensions." Iron Dan raises his fist and slams it to the table, "I don't like it. These two are no more ready to take on those titans than two children. They may have the tools but these buffoons are incapable of defending themselves against Headron and Bloodhammer." Mistress Crowbastard holds up her hand, revealing a spiked gauntlet beneath the loose fabric of her cloak and speaks, "I shall open the gate. Bloodmace and Demon Scourge, you must find Lars the Berserker in Narn before you transport to the chaos dimension from the peak of Mount Andervarl. Let us abandon this discord and I shall descend to the gateroom where I shall reveal the true powers of the battle jacket to the young adepts. Iron Dan, you shall lead the forces to Jenkabala palace and reclaim the seat of power from the army of Headron when Bloodmace, Demon Scourge and Lars the Berserker bring their leader into the temporal world." She beckons to Bloodmace and I and we follow her down a dim corridor in the north wall.

Their next album, Survive, corrects these flaws. The songs are streamlined, emphasizing speed, making this easily their most brutal mosh fest. The production is a bit murky, and the album is marred by a truly bad classic rock cover. Fortunately, this is tucked away at end of the album, so otherwise, this is a no frills punked up thrash, the faster the better.




Adventure in Samur Part 3.2 - Behind The Mirror
We are descending stairs in the darkness, down into the stone heart of Mistress Crowbastard's fortress. In the formless, inky blackness that engulfs us, time has stopped. There is nothing but step after step into the abyss. Profound silence closes in on us, like a heavy blanket. I feel for the Dio patch to light my way but it has no power here. I can no longer tell witch direction I am walking, so I close my eyes. Suddenly, I can see clearly. Bloodmace is before me walking down the rocky passage, and in front of him is Crowbastard. I try to call out to Bloodmace to close his eyes, but i can make no sound, as in a nightmare. Our hostess turns her head and puts a finger to her lips. Bloodmace, groping about slowly begins at once to move confidently and looks back at me. The passage levels out and we pass through a crystal studded cavern, rainbows flaring out from the rough walls. Then darkness. I 
open my eyes by reflex and before me is a breathtaking sight. We are not in an underground passage at all, but in a deep, misty valley with impossibly tall peaks rising up on all sides, a verdant eruption frozen in time. Directly ahead of us a gate, made of bones like Mistress Crowbastard's throne room, dwarfs us. The arching structure of whitened skeletons thrusts vertiginously into the foggy sky. This is the dividing point between the world of the living and dead on Centon. Mistress Crowbastard motions for us to take a place around the fire pit and once again begins to speak in her measured northern dialect, "Sit, brothers, for there is much to learn and much that will be left out. You have been told the history of your vestments by Chanthoth but he only gave you an inkling of their real power, for he was in league with your father and Headron. These jackets you wear are not just powerful weapons for you to destroy anything in your path, they, with the others, are the key." Remembering the words of Chanthoth, I speak, "There were more than just these two made?" A slight smile spreads across the Mistress' face as she answers, "There are five. Yours, the one that belongs to Lars the Berserker, mine, and one more unaccounted for. With these five garments you will be able to once again claim the world of Centon for the people of all its nations. Come, let us burn these sourwood branches to call the elder gods. We shall leave our skins here and commune with the pantheon of legend!" With a grand swoosh of her cloak the world goes dark again and I feel the cold rush of the vortex around my cheeks.

Their best album is the third album, Handle With Care. This represents the total perfection of their sound, full of crisp, metallic riffing, and a big, clean production making every instrument audible. Only slightly less ferocious than Survive, the songwriting is much improved, as is John Connelly's high pitched rasp. Songs like Search and Seizure, a full blown thrash anthem with a rollicking riff and almost power metal-ish chorus, make this album valiant headchurner. Even the goofy, funked-up instrumental can't ruin this albums shined-up crossover vibe. Winner of the night, in my humble opinion.

Words of the Elders
 The land of Narn is a chain of islands shifting about in the great spirit lake on Mount Andervarl. Bloodmace and Demon Scourge must now find Lars the Berserker then battle Bloodhammer and Headron in the chaos dimension. Fly, children of Centon! Fly to the outer worlds where the gods eat of the sacred fig tree and send down curses and blessings on this mortal world! 

Until next week, face beaters, 


Horns



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