Friday, January 11, 2013

Black Winter Day - Amorphis Night and Lars the Bereserker

 The Black Steeds of Metal Night race through the tundra, through ice and frost, through molten lava, through rivers of blood. They are a relentless juggernaut, crushing foes beneath their razor hooves. But once in a while, they want to party. Finland is a awesome place to party. Metal steeds always party to Amorphis and only Amorphis when they are in Finland. You want to argue with them? You want to play them some Korpiklaani? They are an awesome band, but shit, don't fuck with the Black Steeds, man! Do you want to die? Come on....let's review the first three Amorphis albums.

The Karelian Isthmus is a straight up and righteous early death metal in the Scandinavian vein circa 1992. The tempo is slow to mid-paced; the guitar sound buzzsaw-like and mid-rangy. The riffs and guitar melodies are top notch, taking on a bit of a Middle Eastern flair. The songwriting and approach may seem somewhat primitive. But, with some keyboards here; some acoustic bits there; much of the epic structure and atmosphere that marks later Amorphis opuses are here. Had they stayed with the basic death metal sound, they may have burned out after an album or two, but the next two releases are astonishing for the level of experimentation shown in a rather conservative context.

 
Adventure in Samur Part 4.1 - We Got the Right
On the other side of the northern gate, the snow stretches out as far as the eye can see. In the hazy distance, the dark form of a mountain rises up. There is no sign of the gate we left behind in Samur. We have come to the land of narn to seek out Lars the Berserker and gain knowledge of the magic armor given to us by our father. Mistress Crowbastard, a shock of flowing black robes against the gleaming white of our surroundings, calls to us from nearby, "Hurry now, we must locate the spirit 
 lake. Bloodmace, use the Kataklysym patch." The thoughtful barbarian places his hand on his lower back and touches the embroidery of the magical patch. Mistress Crowbastard points to the horizon, where a bright light has appeared, and calls out, "There! See it? The spirit lake lies ahead! Demon Scourge, stand with your back to Bloodmace and join hands." We stand together as she suggests and we hear her begin to sing the eldritch hymn of the Gatemaster, "Silver horses brought us here, to the edge of the universe!" I feel a warmth and a warm glow engulfs the three of us. The mystic continues her song in a deep guttural roar "Empty eyes are staring now, to my feet a land of sorrow." Again I feel the rush of travel, but the direction I cannot guess. Outside the glowing perimeter of our surroundings I catch glimpses of titanic shadows moving slowly across the horizon. Now with a final deathgrunt, the Baroness of Samur pronounces the last words of the spell, "Wafts of might, wine of fire! I was called to taste!" Suddenly, I fall to the ground that I thought was under me. We had arrived in Narn.

Tales of a 1000 Lakes is one of my favorite death metal albums.This album blew my mind back in the day. It's mixture of crushing heaviness, Finnish folk melodies, prog elements, tasteful synths, and occasional clean vocal attack is like candy with heroin at the center. There is lush epicness. There is ancient Finnish poetry. There is a spear that goes directly into the middle of your brain as you spasm on the ground in ecstasy. This could rightfully be called the first Finnish folk metal album, an ancestor of Korpiklaani and Fintroll, though with worse intentions. This is music to raise the Lake Troll to. Winner of the muthafuckin' night.


 Adventure in Samur Part 4.2 - Heavy Metal (is the Law) 
Bloodmace and I fall to the ground like a pile of rags. When my head bounces against the frozen ground, I notice that it is snowing. Picking ourselves up, we gaze upon the vast lake called Narn. A blizzard whirls around us and the icy wind bites through our coats. To our right, left and behind us there is nothing but horizon, but in front of us we can barely make out several low buildings. Mistress Crowbastard is nowhere to be seen, so we make for the shelter of one of the ice hovels ahead. Just as 
we get close enough to inspect the strange dwellings, Bloodmace stops me with an outstretched arm, and speaks in a low voice, "look at the door" I squint my eyes and can just make out a series of carvings upon the door of the square edifice, runes of earthen design, "We may be at our destination already, walk carefully." We walk several steps toward the weird outpost when I feel a tap on my shoulder. I whirl around, along with Bloodmace to behold a cloaked figure, eyes shining beneath a heavy cowl. With a deep voice he beckons us to his lair, "Come out of the storm brothers, we have much to speak about." With a wave of his hand, the door swings open to reveal a stairway leading down into a dimly lit room. In typical Samurian fashion, the circular room is decorated with bones of many creatures, laid out in a kind of parquet upon the floor. The stranger walks past us into the darkened quarters. Throwing his cloak to the side, he reveals a denim vestment, covered with patches and trimmed with thick fur. He touches the Dio patch and and the room reveals its strange luminosity. "I am Lars the Berserker." His great beard bristled and he furrowed his brow. He was a much younger man than we expected and had shaved his head lika northern mystic. Runic tattoos covered his arms, indicating his connection with the place they call Earth. "Hail to you for your deeds in Samur o hammers of the Wyvern! You actions were brave but also hasty, and now we must storm the outer dimensions that we might prevent the bloodrulers of Jenkabala and Waylor from asserting their dominance over the temporal world.

The third album, Elegy, is further departure from the death metal formula, straying into more traditional metal territory, while expanding their sound. The vocals are mostly clean, and the song structure somewhere in the realm of prog and trad metal,  with Deep Purple overtones everywhere. A few death growls remain, but they have pretty much left the extreme metal genre at this point. Acoustic instruments feature more prominently. And so they have forged the basic sound and formula that they would cling to for the rest of their career; ad nasueum, straying into great realms of boredom and stodginess. But this is the best example of that style, is a great album, and doesn't suck too many dicks.


So Demon Scourge and Bloodmace have lft their bodies behind and gone to the world of Narn where Lars the Berserker waits by the spirit lake, but where is Mistress Crowbastard who led them here? What terrible rites will they have to endure in this grim and frostbitten kingdom where dimensional winds torment the souls of those foolish enough to wander there? Elder gods of chaos arise! Let the sleeper awaken!

Until next week, merciless marauders,


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